jv:

teaboot:

nyabbycat:

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

being on this app is so surreal. americans are usually the ones that learn about other places and people everywhere else already know about america because we’re everywhere online. we’ve never been on the opposite side where other people are learning about us – and they are horrified about our “normal”

the country america spent our whole lives trying to convince us is miserable and suffering under an oppressive government that starves everyone and controls their media? that’s just projection. turns out besides like… housing prices and few available jobs, china is doing pretty great. they originally believed we were all living it up “the american dream” way and now they’re all thankful they were born in china and have no idea how any of us are even alive

As a Canadian some of this is new to me. Holy shit

Yeah, when I talk about how some things are in the US with other Spaniards, there is a significant percentage of them that just don’t believe me.

(via teknomagic)

bacon-dragon:

pieklo:

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

image

Some cleansing positive energy for your timeline

(via teknomagic)

whumpster-fire:

aegisofthegods:

bigandretired-deactivated202501:

image
image

Does the rest of this website live in some alternate reality where you never set foot in a kitchen until age 25?

(via just-a-hopeless-wanderer)

grayskittles:

mr-andy-a-person:

jaydove-writes:

digital-magus:

wordsaremylife:

soulvomit:

krystal-prism:

stankpasta:

asthmaticpansexual:

gotterhag:

midnight-spectrum-again:

thesaltofcarthage:

festivefeathers:

safifonhasstrel:

bundibird:

jehovahhthickness:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

lipsredasroses:

mayothefirst:

madamehearthwitch:

thegrimmlovely:

riskpig:

endangeredslug:

riskpig:

teamseabreeze:

recycled-soul:

skywritingg:

iloveyournudity:

cuntsoloud-ishere:

pizzaforpresident:

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

This is very true lol

Yo what the f u c k

image
image

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

image

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

What the fuck

image

i-

….thank you tumblr??

hm. 

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

Well I never

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

reblogging because what the fuck this should be commonly known

reblogging bc this was the first post on my fyyp and holy shit

(via elvisqueso)

grayskittles:

mr-andy-a-person:

jaydove-writes:

digital-magus:

wordsaremylife:

soulvomit:

krystal-prism:

stankpasta:

asthmaticpansexual:

gotterhag:

midnight-spectrum-again:

thesaltofcarthage:

festivefeathers:

safifonhasstrel:

bundibird:

jehovahhthickness:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

lipsredasroses:

mayothefirst:

madamehearthwitch:

thegrimmlovely:

riskpig:

endangeredslug:

riskpig:

teamseabreeze:

recycled-soul:

skywritingg:

iloveyournudity:

cuntsoloud-ishere:

pizzaforpresident:

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

This is very true lol

Yo what the f u c k

image
image

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

image

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

What the fuck

image

i-

….thank you tumblr??

hm. 

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

Well I never

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives

reblogging because what the fuck this should be commonly known

reblogging bc this was the first post on my fyyp and holy shit

(via elvisqueso)

hoult-nicholas:

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother

(via themanwiththebroom)